On and Off the Autobahn
I am a serious fan of those service centers dedicated to the autobahn. I like the plentiful bathrooms – even if I have to pay a buck every time I want to pee. I love cafeterias where I can point to what I want to eat. I love the fresh assortment of desserts.
I love the German idea of dessert – a serious chunk of cake topped with a little Bavarian cream, supporting a tower of fresh fruit, all held together with thin layer of gelatin like a mortarless castle wall.
I am charmed by the fact that a German waiter would sooner let you sit at a table until closing than present you with a bill before you ask for it.
They have a bigger culture around open air dining in Europe. Very few restaurants are without outside tables. Part of this could be that so many restaurants sport beautiful views. Most are clustered around monuments or crossroads – where there are at least plenty of other people to look at. It also seems like eating into the evening is more comfortable here than in Portland, because there is less difference between day and night time temperatures. And then, of course, people can smoke through dinner if they are sitting outside.
I feel like that last person on Earth who doesn’t smoke here. I found a little coin-op cigarette pack dispenser at the entrance to a little subdivision in the middle of suburbia(!). And when is the last time I saw a cigarette ad? Marlboro has a big campaign going on here just now. The slogan is “Don’t be a maybe, be a Marlboro.” (Actually, I read in Wikipedia that the latest WHO data indicates 27% of the population in Germany smokes vs. 20.6% in the US. And that Germany is the leader in smoking among European countries. And get this – Germany has the largest number of cigarette vending machines per capita in the world!)
Most light switches are placed outside the room they control. (I assume this is to give kids the opportunity to turn the light off on people inside bathrooms.)
Most doors swing opposite those in the US – toward the inside of a building rather than toward the outside. Of course, just as soon as I get this straight in my mind, I find an exception to the rule.
Their window casings are a work of art. They are all double pane, about 6 inches thick and have all kinds of gadgetry hidden in the frame. Turn the handle one way and they open to the side like a door. Turn the handle the other way and they open at the top like a vent.
Walking trails are everywhere – and people are using them all hours of the day! In outlying areas they usually double as access roads to fields. There are no fences around fields like we have in the Northwest. I’m not sure what that indicates about their concept of private property.
There is a preponderance of classic American rock and classical stations on the radio. There seems to be a lot of Michael Jackson and Tina Turner playing (on the classic rock stations). I even heard the same Tina Turner song being played on two different stations as I scanned.
A lot more motorcycles here.
Driving the autobahn takes a lot more concentration than do our freeways because there are trucks in the slow lane that are legally bound to travel 90 kmh or less and cars in the fast last lane doing upwards of 170 kmh. If you want to troll along at a comfortable 120 kmh or so, you constantly have to move back and forth between lanes.
I am surprised to find that the beers here taste like pilsner compared the microbrews we have in Portland. However, I found that weisenbiers reliably have the most taste. Once when I asked for the strongest beer on tap, the waiter said I might like this new thing they are beginning to see more of – “unfiltered beer”. Well yes, that would have more flavor. (But when I asked for one in the next town, the lady looked at me like, “crazy, dumb, tourist question.”)